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summer bashing [Jun. 24th, 2005|12:33 pm]


[mood |pissed offpissed off]

What an extraordinary good community.

Summer sucks, because:

#1 It's so fucking hot.
#2 Heat makes sweating, smelling, tired, lazy and stupid.
#3 I just can't work like that.
#4 But I have to.
#5 Shorts look ridiculous.
#6 So do flip flops.
#7 No, summer is not the right time for ice cream, because you cannot eat faster (heat also makes slowly, btw) than it melts away and so you drop half of it in the end.
#8 There are bulks of mosquitoes longing for your blood and driving you MAD.
#9 I obviously got a fructose mal-absorption, so I can't even eat fruits, which are surely the only good thing summer ever created.
#10 And finally there are still lots of summer-fanatics wanting to force you to be happy and baking half or fully naked in this cruel sun just to make fun of you because you are so pale.

Yes. I hate it.

From: flunkmaster
2005-06-26 07:45 pm (UTC)
first of all, welcome to the community.
second - i became allergic to strawberries this summer. yeah. one of the only good things about this season, and MY FAVORITE FUCKING FRUIT. it's all so very, very tragic.
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